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America should realize war mistakes

By MIKE KOTLARCZYK
Photos courtesy of George W. Bush


A recent New Yorker article by Seymour Hersh revealed that American commandos have been in Iran (yes, with an 'n') for several months. Vague and unconvincing White House denials have essentially verified the heart of the story, leaving many Americans afraid that the president – who was perhaps a tad overeager in involving us in a war in the past – will rush us off to another war. Hersh has said that his article was meant to shed light on the event not to endanger any American lives, but to raise this issue to everyone's consciousness so that we can avoid the mistakes of the past that have led us into war.

It is doubtful that this will work. I don't mean to say that I think the Bush administration is planning a new war in the Middle East. I believe the protestations of Secretary Rice when she says that no military plan exists for invading Iran in the near future. What I doubt is the endeavor of hoping to have Americans learn from the mistakes of the past. It seems to be a uniquely tragic flaw in the American character that we only remember the glory of war and never the horror.

As a result, our political culture remains very martial. Perhaps one of the most emblematic images of the American president is that of him descending Marine One, flashing a salute to the marine at the base of the stairs. Few remember, however, that Ronald Reagan, the father of neoconservatism, was the first president to do this – including the presidents that we have had who have been generals! But can you imagine if a president today, especially a Democratic president, did not salute? He, or she, would instantly be soft on defense and too big of a sissy to be commander in chief.

Similarly, isn't it odd the way we still refer to presidents who were also generals as "General ____?" "General Washington," "General Grant," and "General Eisenhower" are as commonly uttered as "President Washington," "President Grant," and "President Eisenhower." But does this really make sense? A president, as commander-in-chief of the armed forces, outranks even a five-star general. I suspect that the reason we continue to do this is because of the reverence in which we hold our military leaders, even higher than our national leaders.

President Washington, in his tremendous wisdom, recognized the tendency of a people's mind to drift to romanticizing war. After we won the Revolutionary War, there was a large clamoring that Washington crown himself king, a scenario that the history of the rest of our hemisphere demonstrates as being wholly plausible. When Washington rejected the personal spoils of victory, England's King George III presciently remarked, "Washington has ruined it for us all." Even after his nation called him into service as its first president, Washington emphasized the importance of civilian control of the military. He did not, like so many Latin American leaders, wear his military uniform as his daily duds, but instead dressed in civilian clothes to further emphasize that we are a nation that seeks peace and accepts war, instead of the other way around.

Perhaps the reason we continue to romanticize war is that our country has never been ravaged by modern war. French farmers still turn up literally tons of unexploded artillery shells from the front lines of World War I. Today in Berlin, one can take a walk through old East Berlin and see the bullet marks in buildings that remain from the street fighting between the Germans and Russians in the spring of 1945, or the remains of a bombed out steeple that the Germans have refused to repair, choosing to let it stand in the skyline as a constant reminder of the devastation that accompanies war.

We are undoubtedly blessed to have never experienced prolonged suffering on our soil like this, but at the same time this good fortune may have prevented us from learning an important lesson about the horrors of war. It is no coincidence that some of our most peaceful leaders have been those who knew war most intimately: Washington kept us out of the raging conflicts in Europe in the late 18th century, and Eisenhower ended the Korean War and guided us through the tense early stages of the Cold War without a major incident. Yet the American people as a whole remain rather hawkish, as the approval ratings of the Iraq War at its outset demonstrate. The great Confederate General Robert E. Lee once remarked, "It is well that war is so terrible, lest we should grow too fond of it." As a nation, we are perilously close to forgetting the terribleness and growing fond of war as a tool of diplomacy rather than an unavoidable last resort.

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