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So for anyone that knows me, the holidays usually aren't my bag. But this year, I've totally gotten into it and am doing my part to spread holiday cheer. One thing that has been fueling this unlikely Christmas spirit is some news that surfaced earlier this week.
Let me preface this by saying that though I didn't ever copy her stupid haircut, I like Jennifer Aniston as much as the next guy.
But...I couldn't help but be a little bitter when she started dating my main squeeze, my "tall drink of water," Vince Vaughn. Who could help but love his boyish charm, quick wit, and utter hilarity?
Truthfully, I never understood their connection. I picture him with someone more like...well, me. No, seriously, someone funny and bubbly and outgoing...like Cameron Diaz. Not Jennifer "America's Sweetheart" Aniston. I picture her with someone distinguished, classic and a homebody...like George Clooney.
So, needless to say, I was elated by the news this week that Jennifer and Vince are DUNZO!!! My faith in the Christmas spirit is renewed.
However...I was NOT elated by the news that Vince cheated on Jen with THIS thing!!!!!!
Now, I don't subscribe to the theory that when someone cheats, they should make it "worth it". Cheating is cheating, regardless of who it is with. I simply can't understand why Vince would jeopardize his year-long relationship with Jen to romp in Budapest with THAT girl, when I'm in Chicago, practically NEIGHBORS with the guy.
I'm taking any and all reports of Vince sightings in Chicago...I WILL find him. Mark my words!!! Powered by AkoComment 2.0! |
