Being single and Nick is not a good mix. For some reason it makes me want to “hit” on basically all women I interview. Lucky for me, Shelby Lynne was welcoming to my obnoxious behavior and played along like a true rock star.
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Did you know? |
• Ninth album, “Suit Yourself” released on Capitol Records
• Blender Magazine gave Shelby’s album praise, saying its “the best thing she’s done since winning the Grammy”
• Her backing band includes Michael Ward of the Wallflowers and Benmont Tench from Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
• Shelby will star in “Walk the Line,” a movie based on the life of Johnny Cash staring Reese Witherspoon and Joaquin Phoenix
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This made me think – and then decided – that Shelby is a girl I want to be with. Real, rockin’, fun.
The Grammy-Award winning musician’s new album kicks (bleep), so, I figured giving it a little added press would not hurt. Have you heard the album? Well, what are you waiting for, go buy it. Now.
Anyway, Shelby was a blast. This interview, and the crazy laughing, will never exit my memory. Enjoy and rock on hardcore!
Hey Nick, what’s going on?
Where you at right now?
I’m on the (bleepin’) bus going to our next stop.
How fun is that? You must be lovin’ this tour.
Yeah, man, I’m havin’ a ball.
I would hope so. Especially with this new album kickin’ some major (bleep).
Well, thanks man. We’re having a good time. We are driving in town right now and I’m drinking a beer. Just having a good time man.
Nice. That’s what I am talking about. A cold one – rock-star style.
(Laughs) Oh yeah.
Has it been a constant party for the last few months since the album came out?
Oh god, all we do is party. All I do is party. Sometimes I am surprised that I am sober enough to play gigs.
Hardcore Shelby, hardcore.
Hey, do you need a new backup singer? I would be more than happy to join the band, especially to be singing next to you. Can I just tell you that you are gorgeous?
(Laughs) Thanks Nick. It really just depends how good you are (laughs). I can’t just go on what you are telling me, Nick.
I am an excellent kazoo player. I am telling you, I can jam with the best of them on that instrument.
(Laughs) Kazoo player?
That’s my best instrument.
(Laughs) Well, (bleep).
And, the best thing is – I can whistle too (laughs).
(Laughs) That’s hot.
(Laughs) Wow, thank you. You’re going to make this easier than I thought (laughs).
Oh, come on, man.
I knew this would be a fun interview. A hot girl. A hot guy. Good times.
(Laughs) Right on.
So, what’s been the craziest thing on the road this year?
Well, so far we have only been out here for a week, um.
If you are drinking already, in the morning hours, then you better have some good stories for me.
Well, the craziest thing so far was the night we left I wrestled the band.
(Laughs) Again, hardcore, dude. Awesome.
(Laughs)
You are a rock star.
Absolutely. Bar none, doll.
We need to hang out the next time you are in Chicago, for sure.
OK. I am sorry I missed you there last time.
Wow, that was easy. I really love you though. Love the album. Love you. Love the album (laughs).
Aww, aren’t you sweet. You need to help sell my album so I can retire (laughs).
(Laughs) I will help you reach retirement. But, you are young. You don’t want to retire yet, do you?
Maybe in body, but not in soul, doll.
Your soul is old?
Oh lord, she’s ancient.
(Laughs) How did that happen?
I was lucky I guess. It isn’t intentional, but I have always been an old lady.
Wow, don’t say things like that.
I mean it in the best way.
So, you got to play music with my favorite, Dave Matthews, how was that?
Have I played with Dave?
Yes, you have. I read about it.
No, I jammed with him and got (intoxicated) with him one night, and played some guitar.
I read that you guys played together.
Um, nope.
I’m just messin’ with you. Wanted to see if I could create my dream moment. You, Dave and me listening.
(Laughs)
I thought I could start some rumors. Like, I heard you hooked up with Snoop Dogg backstage.
No, but I would love to meet him (laughs).
What if you decided to leave this music and become a white rapper, what would your name be?
Shay-lo (laughs).
I’m going to print this.
(Laughs) People are going to lose their (bleepin’ mind). You can print anything you want.
Dude, you are a wonderful woman. You are a woman of class. That’s why we need to hang out when you come to Chicago.
Hey, we’ll see. I am very picky about my people and my beer.
(Laughs) That’s all you have to be picky about in life though.
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